Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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