hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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