Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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