That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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