and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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