I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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