brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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