Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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