butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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