I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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