If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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