is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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