so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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