: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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