i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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