...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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