Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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