: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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