Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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