We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I have aggressive nipples.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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