how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
soo... how was my night?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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