David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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