How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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