That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
