Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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