Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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