just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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