yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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