I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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