Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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