The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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