so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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