my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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