party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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