So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
no you cant smoke seaweed
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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