Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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