your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
