Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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