is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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