she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Did I show you my penis last night?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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