i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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