I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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