worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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