I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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