I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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