one two three fourrrrnication!
no, he came in my armpit
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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