This is not my ceiling
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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