: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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