If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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