Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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